MySpacePartyTeenWhoCannotBeNamedForLegalReasonsWatch: MySpazz Party King Offered Promoter Job, Planning Another Kickarse Party In Two Weeks Time

When will our fascination will [REDACTED] end? When the press stops covering the story, we suppose. The latest on the Narre Warren wonderboy, thanks to the Herald Sun.

An unrepentant teenager who threw an out-of-control party at the weekend sparking a visit from the police air wing and dog squad says he will not change.

[REDACTED], 16, had 500 people arrive at his house after an open invitation went out on MySpace, but is still planning another bash in two weeks.

“I’ve always had a bit of an attitude,” [REDACTED] said. “I’m not going to change for anyone, really.”

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“Yeah, it’s been pretty fun,” he told Channel Nine. “I’m having another big pary in two weeks. I don’t really want to (go home), I’m going out with my mates and stuff, and don’t want to go home.”

And why would he, when he’s able to flaunt his brand new celebrity status at glamorous venues like Frankston Maccas? Brilliant.

Party promoter Tim Sabre, of Raw Entertainment, has offered 16-year-old [REDACTED] a job with his events company as a party promoter.

Mr Sabre told media outlets today that [REDACTED] had done “a great job in the wrong place” and tipped he could be successful promoting underage events.

“A promoter who can organise a party for 500 people can make anywhere from $2000 to $10,000,” he sad.

“If he can pull 500 to the street, he could easily fill up a club.”

Ha! So not only is he rapidly becoming the world’s most famous obnoxious teen, he’s now going to score a sweet job for his efforts.

There’s something quite brilliant about all this.

“Erm…” - his parents & assorted outraged adults and media outlets

Hush.

Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to add him as a friend on MySpazz so we can find out the details regarding the next “best party ever”.