Confidential Resorts To Facebook Groups For Story Inspiration In Slow New Year Period; Defamer Australia Resorts To Confidential Resorting To Facebook Groups For Story Inspiration In Slow New Year Period

Somehow we don’t think an online group full of passionate Dannii-loving British homosexuals is going to lead to Minogue The Younger troubling the world of politics in the near future. Still, worth a story, right?

Somehow we can’t imagine her becoming the next Tony Blair or Gordon Brown but it seems some of Dannii Minogue’s British aficionados think otherwise.

A group of the Aussie songstress’s fans in the UK has set up a Facebook group “Dannii Minogue for PM”.

It seems mini-Minogue’s stint as a judge on The X-Factor has brought in a legion of new followers but she still has a way to go before she overtakes her big sis Kylie in the popularity stakes.

Scraping the barrel, aren’t we Confidential? Now look here – we don’t want to tell you how to be journalists, but surely this Facebook group is more worthy of a bloody article!

This group has been formed to educate and inform the people of Australia the likelihood that Prime Minister Kevin Rudd and the Muppet Show’s Dr. Bunsen Honeydew have been separated at birth. As well as the glaring similarities between Julia Gillard and Beaker.

IT IS TRUE! RUDD DOES LOOK LIKE DR BUNSEN HONEYDEW! AND JULIA GILLARD IS BEAKER’S LONG LOST TWIN!

Write it up as soon as possible, News Ltd kids, and watch the Walkley Awards roll in. Just thank us in the acceptance speech and we’ll call it even.