Chipshop Visits The Psychic Shop

Former Celebrity Mum of the Year Kerry Katona has apparently decided that boozing and coke-ing and all the rest of it isn’t what it’s cracked up to be, and has sought solace where most sane people would – at a tarot reader.

Yes, Kerry and her family continue to feed the UK tabloids precisely the sort of stuff they were formed for in the first place – and, in case you’ve forgotten, Chipshop is currently pregnant!

A distressed Kerry Katona has visited a tarot reader for guidance as her family begins to disintegrate again.

The TV star and her mother-in-law are locked in a war of words, both of them accusing each other of physical attacks.

Mum-to-be Kerry has claimed that Marilyn Croft, 59, slapped her in the face after a row at a New Year’s Eve party and left her fearful that she would miscarry her fourth child.

However, Marilyn has said that Kerry, 27, had slapped her following a row over drinking and smoking – at the same party.

Damn Keeping Up With The Kardashians, could some forward-thinking celebreality executive please sign up the entire Katona clan for their own prime-time television show?

We’d watch it!