Cheyenne Tozzi Possibly Stupider Than We Originally Suspected

Although we don’t know the woman from a bar of soap (what does she actually do these days, other than greasy oil heirs?), we’ve never thought of Cheyenne Tozzi as one of the brightest minds this country has produced, although a Wikipedia search informs us she and sister Tahyna Tozzi – as well as sharing parents who are apparently rather keen on giving their daughters monikers created by grabbing random letters from a bag of Scrabble pieces and putting them together as best they could – are Australian National Karate champs. Whatever. Cheyenne lets Brandon Davis place himself inside of her, and surely we can all agree that’s not the sign of an incredibly switched on woman?

Now we hear the following snippet from Crown Towers.

Cheyenne Tozzi and her playboy beau Brandon Davis have hit more bad luck, after arriving in Melbourne for the Millions Main Event tournament at Crown Casino.

…

Heading to the exclusive Mahogany Room instead, the cards didn’t fall much better for Davis or his gal pal, who won few friends among the hotel staff when the couple checked in.

Sources tell Confidential the couple came with a list of demands at the neighbouring Crown Towers.

Lobby spies say Tozzi was seen on Friday night ordering a Crown concierge to find her a charger for her mobile phone. But when she was told one was not available she demanded a digital camera instead.

Poor Cheyenne… so dim, she thinks she can make phone calls from a digital camera. You can just see her putting her Canon camera to her ear and shouting “Hello? Hello? I can’t hear you at all, we must have a bad line!” as hotel staff roll their eyes and wish for a quick death.