Breaking: Party teen on child porn charges

We interrupt our non-stop coverage of a certain suburban party for this statement from Victoria Police:

Detectives have interviewed two 16-year-old youths over incidents on the weekend. One male has been charged with producing child pornography and creating a public nuisance.

For those who’ve dozed through the past three days, that male became an international media celebrity while – home alone – he threw a party for 500 revellers, 30 police, the dog squad and police air wing.

While we hate being serious, our boss (who’s writing this) can’t help himself. In Victoria, children subject to court proceedings can not be identified unless the Court authorises otherwise. We’ve (temporarily, we hope) removed earlier posts and will have what we can, when we can.