Billie Incurs Wrath Of New Family With ‘No Kids’ Wedding

Nothing like a wedding to bring people together in harmony (read: send all sides of the family to their respective corners, foaming at the mouths and baying for fresh human blood)!

Our girl Billie Piper just had her wedding to dapper young acting gent Lawrence Fox and, in perhaps the most shattering news of the new celebrity year, his uncle Robert – brace yourselves – DID NOT COME.

It seems Uncy Rob was pissed off by Billie’s – perfectly run-of-the-mill, based on weddings we’ve attended upon occasion – request that children stay home from the all-night boozer (incidentally held at ex-husband Chris Evans’ pub). It should also be noted that Uncle Robert is not, in fact, a child himself.

His official excuse was that he was out of the country.

But a friend informs me: “The truth was, Robert was actually at his home in Shepherd’s Bush. He and his wife decided not to go after being told their children were not welcome.”

Oh wah, wah, wah!

Haven’t they ever heard of the phrase “my day, my way”? It’s Billie’s call, dudes, and to a lesser extent, the call of the bloke she’s marrying.

Someone needs to buy the Fox clan a box-set of Bridezillas, stat.