“Best Party Ever, So Far – That’s What Everyone’s Been Saying” – Ladies And Gentlemen, Meet An Idiot.

You have probably already heard of [REDACTED], the teenager who decided to throw a bash while his parents were away – and it went somewhat awry.

[REDACTED]’s parents cut short their Gold Coast holiday after a party at their house attracted up to 500 alcohol-charged youths — who damaged police cars with bottles and had to be dispersed with the help of a police helicopter.

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It could get worse for [REDACTED] with Chief Commissioner Christine Nixon saying the police were considering billing him up to $20,000 for the intervention. Neighbours called police after the number of teenagers, attracted via text messages, the internet and email, swelled to 500. Ms Nixon said if [REDACTED] did not pay, the community in effect would pay for his irresponsibility. Up to 30 police attended the party in Galloway Drive along with dog squads, transit police, divisional vans and a critical incident response team.

We strongly recommend you watch the following YouTube clip of [REDACTED]’s appearance on A Current Affair, if only to be able to tell your grandchildren “Yes, I saw Australia’s Dumbest Teenage Party Organiser’s famous glasses once! They changed my life”

“I’ll say sorry, but I’m not taking off my glasses.”

We urge his parents contact their ISP and have his access to MySpace blocked for at least three weeks.

PS: Nice outfit, you nuff-nuff!