Bec Hewitt Changes Hair, Sadly Does Nothing About Bum-Chin

In news set to excite the readership that apparently warranted the UK press’ constant coverage of Kylie Minogue’s various hairstyles, our lady of the bum-chin, Bec Hewitt, has given herself what looks to be a home dye job – and what a stunning colour it is, too!

If we were Joh Bailey, we’d say it was “Influenced by that great lothario of old, Pepe Le Pew, but with a modern twist” – though clearly the team at Confidential was as stumped for adjectives as Our Bec probably was for choice when faced with the dye section at Priceline:

True, it’s a paradigm shift the likes of which has never been seen in the ex-soapie stars/current tennis WAGs world until today.

She has been a blonde and a brunette – but never before has Bec Hewitt been both at the same time.

Now all we need is for Baby Mia to be given her own child-sized version of mummy’s fashionable hairdo and the entertainment for this year’s Logies ceremony is done and dusted!