Attention 'Circus Of The Stars' Hopefuls: The Bar Has Been Set By William Katt
With a whole new generation of TV watchers transfixed by such bread-and-Circus Maximus entertainments as Dancing with the Bespangled D-Listers and U.S. Gladiators, it really seemed a matter of time before networks would be falling all over themselves to remount Circus of the Stars. As we mentioned in today's trade round-up, several iterations of the late-70s primetime mainstay are currently being rushed into production, incorporating the basic Circus premise of showcasing celebrities hungry enough for screen time to to take on death-defying big tent stunts, but not quite so beloved or famous that the showbiz world would stop spinning should they happen to perish in a tragic contorting accident.
Certainly, updating the concept for the 21st century will bring improvements--giving the home audience the opportunity to text in which of four lions they most suspect will take a swipe at a chair-and-whip-wielding Wilmer Valderrama could make for an exciting interactive element--but no amount of bells or whistles, we suspect, will ever equal the most astounding Circus stunt of all time:
We know we throw around the word "astonishing" a lot around here, but the above clip, unearthed by the folks at EW's PopWatch blog, is nothing short of that word. Behold William "Baadassss" Katt, aka The Greatest American Hero, doing stuff no mere mortal star of a beloved early-'80s superhero show should be capable of doing on a Wheel of Death. He's not even wearing the suit, for Heaven's sakes! Where's the net? Who insured him? Where did he learn how to do that? That's incredible! (Which, now that we mention it, is long overdue for its own update--though we suppose spending some time with the world's hairiest family on NBC's Guinness Book of World Records special will tide us over until then.)
10:03 AM on Sat Jan 19 2008
by Seth




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Amazing :o I'd never have believed it if you'd just told me. William Katt doing THAT?! Just amazing!
How about we move it on up to the East Side and adorable the irascible out of you?
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
@Magister: yep - that really was the era for big hair.
I had a crush on the Kattman - but hated GAM - so I'd sit through it suffering, just to catch a glimpse... and over the years, he pops up in some B-grade clinkers, bless 'im!
Miss d
Might I suggest Bill Shatner for Master of Ceremonies. He's a veteran, who seems willing to do anything and the cheese factor would be priceless.
Seriously.
Magister
@Magister: I was seriously hot for Willie Aames.
Trixie from Toronto
@LIttle Mintz Sunshine: Hilarious, and topical! They keep trying to push this show in the UK via some R.Murdoch-owned shitstream presented by former-American Ruby Wax. If you don't know her in the US, just be glad we're apparently keeping her. Anyway, before my bilious criticism bit, the UK version is tamer than a sloth on methadone, and never in a million of your earth-years would anyone be allowed to do anything even approaching what Bill Katt did above without some sexless government inspector stopping the show. Unless it involved a helicopter or some super-charged cock-mobile trying to break the land-speed record - resulting in member-of-public-death/co-host-coma respectively.
@Magister: - I second, and my cat third's your suggestion. The Shat could do some low-level JJ Abrams hate, as his MC'ing takes the ratings by storm as StarTrek:Under Construction dies a fan-boi/flame-war-death at the box-office. Karma and Schadenfreude by Nielson.
viruswithshoes
@gwendemarco: How about we go home and I Sherman the Helmsley out of you?
Trixie from Toronto
What do you say we go to the Moulin and I'll Wheel of the Death the Rouge out of you.
gwendemarco
@Trixie from Toronto: everyone's a marathoner now!
raincoaster
Weezie! Weezie!
Whiteboyfunfark
I have VHS tapes of Circus of the Stars from the early 90s. One features Vanilla Ice riding a motorcycle through a burning wall of flame. Fear not, viewers. He walks away COOL AS ICE! I fucking LOVED Circus of the Stars.
NoWireHangers
If you are going to turn yourself into a quadriplegic, might has well have the experience narrated by Sherman Helmsley.
metroville
Until he can accomplish the singularly Baleian feat of wasting away to 135 pounds on a diet of cocaine and YSL vomit bags, he will only remain my second-favorite superhero.
Bullshit...my palms were sweating watching this one. Carrie fucked uuuuuuupppp with this stud.
jwolske
OK listen closely - when he goes outside the wheel and starts going down you can hear someone say "OH SHIT"
Im thinking the FCC missed that one
NOGRUMPYS
I saw Angela Lansbury do that once on an episode of Murder, She Wrote.
Colonel Mustard
They're not going to stop until they paralyze a B-level star are they?
Can it please be Eva Longoria?
heidiho
Wait...is that Trainer #6074 in the background?
I refuse to believe Katt actually accomplished this feat until I receive verifiable proof (or at least a Flickr link) that his nipples were bloody and he lost at least one toe nail.
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Beleive it or not, he's walking on air.
Sorry.
Tiger_Tanaka
Holy shit, watching that made me nauseous. Was he raised by carnies or something?
Sweet Panda Love
i can't believe it! the guy is walking on air!
ortholomeux
@Trixie from Toronto:
I always thought it was weird that the nerdy teacher from GAM was also supposed to be the hot guy in Carrie. Though, it was the era of curly-haired sex symbols. (William Katt, Gregory Harrison, Willie Aames, John Travolta, Paul Michael Glaser, etc.)
Magister
He's Jack from Big Wednesday, for Chrissakes! Dude's a ripper.
saltwater
Gigantic Balls that are accentuated as only the miracle fabric of Lycra can do
Friedneckbones
Sherman Helmsley is watching this again without any clothes on.
jasonelias
Even absent the inadvertent freeze-frame at the end of the sequence it's clear that William Katt has GIGANTIC balls.
adultsupervision
Seriously, Will, wouldn't it be easier to sell your soul to the Devil in exchange for everlasting fame?
One look at this stunt and I'd be "where's the damn pen?"
Decebal
@heidiho: Very funny. I'd vote for Paris Hilton though.
Trixie from Toronto
OK, I was seriously, viscerally frightened for the greatest American hero watching that. What the fuck?!??! My nails are gone.
You wouldn't see Tom Cruise trying that with his pansy brand of Scientology super-heroism.
p.s. Is Bill Katt suddenly retroactively hot?
Trixie from Toronto