So how about we go home and I Coldplay the Gwyneth Paltrow out of you?

felion

@Trampoline: So how about we go home and I Choire the Sicha out of you?

Hmmm... Wrong bar...

nojo

@TheStarterWife:
It's too late. He's ruined it. We've nowhere else to turn.

Trampoline

So how about we go home and I taze the bro out of you?

felion

So how about I stay home and these bore the shit out of me?

blackheartededitor

So how about we go home and I retro-fit the girders out of you?*

*Leaning buildings only

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I Chan the Jackie out of you?

tunamelt

So how about we go home and I frisky the dingo out of you?

nojo

Not to be all self promotion-y but...

So how about we go home and I melt the tuna out of you?

tunamelt

so how about we go home and i ari the gold out of you

bessmarvingirldetective

So how about we go home and I Finke the strike out of you?

Abacus Finch

so how about we go home and i betty the white out of you?

bessmarvingirldetective

So how about we go home and I Grant the Johnny out of you?

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I Trevanti the asscancer out of you?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

So how about we go home and I Julia the Allison out of you?

Trixie from Toronto

So how about we go home and I Charles Nelson the Reilly out of you?

Trixie from Toronto

So how about we go home and I fug the clothes on you?

impalpable observer

So how about we go home and I backchannel the subprime out of you?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

So, how about we go home and I march the penguins out of you?

Magnolia

so, how about we go home and i jimmy the mcnulty out of you?

bessmarvingirldetective

So how about we go home and I diving bell the butterfly out of you?*

*Note: Am not entirely sure this is not a real sex act.

Magnolia

So how about we go home and I Axium the bounced paycheck out of you?

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I fashion the documentary film out of you?

BlowHarder

So how about we go home and I Zucker the Silverman out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I bob the barker out of you?

nojo

So how about we go home and I cup the 2 girls out of you?

fivehole

So how about we go home and I spike the pinkberry out of you?

nojo

So how about we go home and I Li the Lo out of you?

jknives

@scroll_lock:

It is your mad-lib world, scroll-lock. We are just living in it.

@Itsjustcatnip: MIND MELD!

karion

So how about we go home and Cruise the Smith out of you?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

* out of you

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

So how about we go home and I party the nomination out of you?

thehmsbeagle

So how about we go home and I Blitzer the Situation Room about of you?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

So how about we go home and I oompah the loompah out of you?

TheBigDoggy

So how about we go home and I Pablo the Escobar out of you?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

@bessmarvingirldetective: So how about we go home and I confuse the Nation Of Islam Sportsblog out of you?

TheStarterWife

@TheStarterWife: So how about we go home and I where-the-fuck-is-the-Unethicist out of you?

nojo

So how about we go home and I toe-tap the Larry Craig out of you?

NoWireHangers

@Trixie from Toronto: alright, I'll bite:

So how about we go home and I Geico the Caveman outta you?

yeah, this is gay.

thakadinskypapers

So how about we go home and I Anonymous the Brunette out of you?

jknives

So how about we go home and I huck a bee out of you?

felion

@TheStarterWife: i know i posted wrong, but i couldn't resist.

so, how about we go home and i johnny the drama out of you?

bessmarvingirldetective

So how about we go home and I project the vanity out of you?

thehmsbeagle

So how about we go home and I Dunkin the Munchkin out of you?

nojo

You're with me, palaver.

TedSez

So how about we go home and I pump the sewage out of you?

So how about we go home and I lick the tootsie pop out of you?

So how about we go home and I bedazzle the jean jacket out of you?

NoWireHangers

So how about we go home and I audition the commenter out of you?

heidiho

Wait, wait, wait...

So this is also something more Gawker-proper related and the Gawker peeps are already complaining over here on Defamer? (And then having the nerve to not even get the line correct?)

DENTON FUCKING FIX GAWKER SO THEY STAY ON THEIR SIDE OF THE SERVER.

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I Ellen the Iggy out of you?

scroll_lock

It's just not the same without Charles and Brett...

nojo

So how about we go home and I Pee Wee the Herman out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I strike the residuals out of you?

WendyKroy

So how about we go home and I Colbert the Report out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Mark the Seth out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I Aquaman the Medellin out of you?

Trixie from Toronto

So how about we go home and I Hugh the Hef out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I roll the red carpet out of you?

Double Banger

So how about we go home and I lanechange without signaling out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I R. Kelly the pee out of you?

heidiho

So about we go home and I Spears the Britney out of you?

(fuck ... that is LAME ... but I am determined to see a Defamer Foxymoron Day of Glory arise ... that will serve Denton for messing with Gawker!)

Trixie from Toronto

So how about we go home and I don't renew your option and the end of the contract out of you?

scroll_lock

what is this, the new foxymoron post? fine.

so how about we go home and i put my bobby in your brown.

bessmarvingirldetective

So how about we go home and I o-bla-di the o-bla-da out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I the Devil the Prada out of you?

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I pretend the career won't die when Entourage does out of you?

thehmsbeagle

So how about we go home and I Douche the Baggery out of you?

jknives

So how about we go home and I Danny the Bonaduce out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I tweedle dee the dum out of you?

NoWireHangers

So how about we go home and I Hug the Bitch out of you?

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I shave the Letterman out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Scott the Baio out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I Eden the dale out of you?

(Since that is one of his hunting grounds.)

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I Sarah Jessica the Parker out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I Close Encounter the Dreyfus out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I strike the beard out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I chitty chitty the bang bang out of you?

Double Banger

So how about we go home and I hell to the no out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I angelina the orphans out of you?

So how about we go home and I britney the crazy out of you?

NoWireHangers

So how about we go home and I download the MP3 out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I sweat the oldies out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I press the suits out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I manage the career out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I squeeze the cream filling out of you?

So how about we go home and I google the myspace out of you?

So how about we go home and I barack the lewinsky out of you?

So how about we go home and I exercise the demons out of you?

NoWireHangers

So how about we go home and I strike the WGA out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Bono the starving Africans out of you?

felion

So how about we go home and I Lou the Dobbs out of you?

scroll_lock

@karion: Oy! and you even typed the whole thing out.

Itsjustcatnip

So how about we go home and I Benazir the Bhutto out of you?

scroll_lock

Pick-up the Trash

Itsjustcatnip

So how about we go home and I Piven the hairpiece out of you?

heidiho

Paris the Hilton

Itsjustcatnip

So how about we go home and I Paris the Hilton out of you.

karion

@scroll_lock: Awesome

So how about we go home and I Kiefer the Sutherland out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I first-season the depressing other seasons out of you?

nojo

So how about we go home and I Nick the Denton out of you?

scroll_lock

@heidiho: so how about we go home and I Heidi the Ho out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I overcompensate the short out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I maraschino the cherry out of you?

scroll_lock

shit, "wire-hanger" would have been funnier

Double Banger

abort*

Double Banger

So how about we go home and I arbort the fetus out of you?

Double Banger

So how about we go home and I track down the father who abandoned me out of you?

Seth Abramovitch

So how about we go home and I Eco the Friendly out of you?

TheStarterWife

So how about we go home and I Andy the Dick out of you?

(Memorial you-als0-say entry.)

nojo

So how about we go home and I Turtle the Drama out of you?

Mark Lisanti

So how about we go home and I Wiki the Pedia out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I drive the crazy out of you?

fivehole

So how about we go home and I uno the rummikub out of you?

Go Like Hell Machine

So how about we go home and I Bea the Arthur out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I biggest-opening-ever the Aquaman out of you?

daver4470

@nojo: that's where a sturdy conjunction comes in handy.

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I chase the Vinnie in and out of you?

jupiterspaw

"Tony" the "Clifton"?

metroville

The last time I had the noun verbed out of me, I adjectived.

nojo

So how about we go home and I vote the Bush out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I audit the thetans out of you?

Double Banger

So how about we go home and I shit the fuck out of you?

Double Banger

So how about we go home and I heimlich the charcuterie out of you?

Double Banger

So how about we go home and I Paul Janka the self-esteem out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I name the action out of you?

impalpable observer

So how about we go home and I jizz the belle out of you?

NoWireHangers

So how about we go home and I seduce the dignity out of you?

Sweet Panda Love

So how about we go home and please keep the fucking Gawker noncelebrities off Defamer where we have real celebrities out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I Mandy the Moore out of you?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

So how about we go home and I Curb the Enthusiasm out of you?

musiczagat

So how about we go home and I Melissa the Joan Hart out of you?

So how about we go home and I Mark the Wahlberg out of you?

musiczagat

So how about we go home and I Shepherd the O'Donnell out of you

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

So how about we go home and I Lodwick the Allison out of you?

jrhys

@Trixie from Toronto: Problem is, the only guy they can get to announce it is Billy Bush.

nojo

So how about we go home and I conjugate the declension out of you?

Sweet Panda Love

I want a winner to be announced.

Trixie from Toronto

So how about we go home and I 9/11 the Guiliani out of you?

Jamie Sommers

So how about we go home and I McNamee the Clemens out of you?

Jamie Sommers

So how about we go home and I aerobicize the calf implants out of you?

hhpeterson13

125 comments on Defamer. What are you guys trying to be, Jezebel?

theobviouschild

So... howzabout we go home and I stun the shat outta ya? Or wouldja rather I shatner the kirk into ya? Either way, that's cool.

Monsieur.Mind

So how about we go home and I rehab the fauxcaine out of you?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

So how about we go home and I jump the shark out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I core the financials out of you?

karion

@Trampoline: Sorry, I did not realize it was cross-post.

So how about we go home and I beat the 10 lbs of Vogue out of you?

TheStarterWife

I give in...

So how about we go home and you Soprano my Tony?

theobviouschild

So how about we go home and I martin the balsam out of you.

Glass_Family

quell, dissent

Popture

So how about we go home and I kibble the bits out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Barney the Fife out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I bubble the squeak out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I scroll the lock out of you?

(meta, I know)

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I deal the no deal out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Cosmo the Kramer out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Don the Corleone out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I eat the Bush out of you?

fuddes

"BY DOUBLE BANGER AT 01:13 PM
So how about we go home and I audit the thetans out of you?"

LOL

Adele H

So how about we go home and I Tar the Zhay out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Winnie the Pooh out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Willard the Scott out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Steel the Magnolias out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I John F the Kennedy Jr. out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I double your order if you call in the next ten minutes out of you?

scroll_lock

@karion: welcome to it!

So how about we go home and I Hostess the Cupcake out of you?

scroll_lock

(back again)
So how about we go home and I Baby the Jesus out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I gawker the Defamer out of you.

fivehole

So how about we go home and I LaBeouf* the Shia out of you.

(I've always felt that LaBeouf sounded more like a verb rather than a noun.)

StaringatScreen

So how about you go home and I doctor the phil out of myself.

rogadelic

shit someone already said it. bears repeating though.

So how about we go home and I reduce the once decent show to a series of lame insider jerk-offs and unfunny gags with no decent story arc to be found out of you?

drjimmy11

So how about we go home and I jump the post-season-two shark out of you?

drjimmy11

How about we go home and I pork the rind out of you?

jessejb

So how about we go home and I publicist the jaded 26-year-old out of you?

NYCF

@Abacus Finch: think this one might be my fave

Uncle Grambo

So how about we go home and I Fey the Baldwin out of you?

**New 30 Rock tonight!

heidiho

So how about we go home and I Strike the Baby out of you?

heidiho

So how about we go home and I firstname the lastname out of you?

Mark Lisanti

all this makes me think of is kicking and screaming:
"I'd like to ace her deuce. I'd like to take her to game-love."
"I'd sure like to fuck her on the tennis court. If you get my meaning."
"Mm, yes; I do get your meaning."

fivehole

So how about we go home and you touch my ass and my balls?

I know I'm not Ryan Seacrest, but I think we have a winner.

thehmsbeagle

So how about we go home and you touch my ass and my balls?

(seriously, is this the most comments ever?)

Glass_Family

So how about we go home and I Iowa the caucus out of you?

Ruxpin85

So how about we go home and I bore the crap out of you?

wahoo

So how about we go home and I Dick the Cheney out of you?

anywavdav

So how about we go home and I Ramsey the Kige out of you?

(a... I'm bored; b... this hasn't stopped getting funny to me three hours after my first post)

Glass_Family

So how about we go home and I Matt LeBlanc out of you (for our french readership)...

Glass_Family

@Magnolia: I think the Diving bell one is my favorite. Cheers.

Glass_Family

So how about we go home and I Garrard the Steeler out of you?

Glass_Family

So how about we go home and I annoy the fuck out of you? (That has to be a repeat.)

OK, I'm done. Here anyway. I'll be doing this all night.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

@scroll_lock: The Barney the Fife out of you is also a classic.

Trixie from Toronto

So how about we go home and I Martha Stewart the Rachel Ray out of you?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

So how about we go home and I videotape the sad clown out of you?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

So how about we go home and I tackle the Christmas tree out of you?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

So how about we go home and I Madame Matisse the Millie's out of you?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

So how about we go home and I sniff the fetid taint out of you?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

so how about we go home and i dickwolf the law & order out of you?

slinkimalinki

@rogadelic: That's the fucking winnner, hands' down!

Trixie from Toronto

Oh MY GOD that actually happened? You mean to tell me that people actually speak like that? I mean, even Hollywood douchebags have to have some class, no?

No.

myoungpeter

How about we go home and I Ghalib the bi-polar out of you?

mr.Man

How about we go home and I Defamer the Jezebel out of you?

mr.Man

@TheStarterWife: well, in that case: So how about we go home and I Grey the Earl out of you?

el smrtmnky

So how about we go home and I penis the fuck out of you?

elijahpollack

@Uncle Grambo: Howzabout we go home and I Grambo the Uncle out of you? Heh.

(My fave so far is scroll_lock's "Winnie" the "Pooh".)

Hez

So how about we go home and I transubstantiate the Jesus out of you?

elijahpollack

So how about we go home and I PC the Load Letter out of you?

Hez

Is this mere commenter baiting? Some sort of tool to generate comments and pageviews? Oh well, it's fun.

So how about we go home and I MacGyver the baby out of you?

See? See how I did that?

elijahpollack

So how about we go home and I signify the signified out of you?

elijahpollack

So how about we go home and I Christafah the Adrianna out of you?

musiczagat

@Trixie from Toronto: I loved the Charles Nelson Reilly.

So how about we go home and I Jed the Clampett out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Laverne the Shirley out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Norm MacDonald the Burt Reynolds out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Mr the Roper out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I rack the pinion out of you?

scroll_lock

@elijahpollack: I miss the MacGyver thread.

So how about we go home and I SLC the Outsider out of you, Elijah?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I fag the hag out of you?

scroll_lock

@fivehole: GO AWAY, COOKIE MAN!

Uncle Grambo

@elijahpollack: Don't forget to Alex the Trebek first.

scroll_lock

@scroll_lock: Only if I can penis the fuck out of you after.

Yes, the MacGyver thread was fun. Memories...

elijahpollack

@scroll_lock: I already Tippered my Gore... I suppose you want me to Joaquin the Phoenix too?

elijahpollack

So how about we go home and I Whoopi the Goldberg out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Blind the Melon out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Beatle the Monkee out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Maroon the 5 out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I John Travolta the glass closet out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I plagiarize the cookbook idea out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Rosie O'Donnell the bipolar lesbian out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I thank the members of the academy out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I assassinate the Kennedy out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I OD the Bowman out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I rehab the two Coreys out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Deadspin the Fleshbot out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Cousin the Oliver out of you?*

*unless LOLcait does it first

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Wham! the George Michael out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I rusty trombone the dirty sanchez out of you?

RMwangaguhunga

So how about we go home and I shock the awe out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Tammy Faye the Bakker out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Trump the combover out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Dumbledore the gay out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I J the Lo out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Milli the Vanilli out of you?

scroll_lock

so how about we go home and I gastric the bypass out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I snort the Keith Richards' dad cremains out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Johnny the Depp out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I blue the red states out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Oprah the Stedman out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Kirstie Alley the Jenny Craig out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Austin the Powers out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Go-Go the Bangles out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I MST the 3K out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I clash the titans out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I LaToya the Jackson out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Sean the Preston out of you? If you bring a friend, I'll Jayden the James out of her, too.

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I pursue the happyness out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Wally the Beaver out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Wango the Tango out of you?

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I Moe and Larry the Curly out of you?

(I must respectfully decline Shemping the shit out of you)

scroll_lock

So how about we go home and I cluster the fuck out of you?

scroll_lock

@naifmonger: Hey, that's a great idea, and thank you.

So how about we go home and I Huey the Lewis out of you?

scroll_lock

@elijahpollack: right after you Creme the Brulee, sir.

So how about we go home and I Simply the Red out of you?

scroll_lock

@scroll_lock: If you had a mad libs blog, I would be a devotee.

So how about we go home and I jabba the hut out of you?

naifmonger

Damn, this just Cranks the Yank out of me.

CrankYank

So how about we go home and I schmel the schmazel out of you?

Jamie Sommers

How about we go home and I Hunt the Man out of you?

Koreanish

So how about we go home and I Teen the Wolf out of you?

Pubeinmysoup

@TheStarterWife: So how about we go home and I Nick Douglass the Gawker out of you?

atlasfugged

So how about we go home and I shuck the fit out of you?

Remafed