Apropos of nothing other than wanting to briefly pause from reliving the horror of last night’s Golden Globes (don’t worry, we’ll get back to it soon enough), we’d like to direct you to this eBay auction offering some reproductions of the hilarious/disturbing paintings by artist Miguel Calderon that were memorably featured in The Royal Tenenbaums. At a starting price of $3,000, it might be cheaper to indulge your Wes Anderson fanaticism by renting some ATVs with your buddies for a fun day of shirtless, mescaline-fueled off-roading. [eBay]