Amy Winehouse Round-Up: The Shoes And The Shits

It’s all business as usual now that Amy’s back from her tropical getaway, as she’s seemingly been turfed from the plane and back onto the chilly streets of London in her traditional get-up of ballet slippers and not much else.

Presumably after her little airport strip routine she delivered locked-up hubby Blake Fielder Civil a dish of the blood of twenty child brides for his supper.

We were, however, tickled (though not in any coprophiliac way, mind) by this little piece detailing Winegums’ bathroom exploits during her stay with apparent celebrity guru du jour, Bryan Adams:

Winehouse spent most her time in the bog.

A pal said: “She didn’t really enjoy her holiday.

“She was taken out by a sickness bug and spent a lot of her time in Bryan Adams’ loo.”

Bless.

Do you think Bryan Adams took to his newfound role and brought Amy pristine bunches of Cottonelle, like the bouquets of freshly-sharpened pencils in You’ve Got Mail, but even lamer?