Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Blonde Ambition

We were struck first this morning by the touching news that Kelly Osbourne - herself a former drugs and booze stuff-up - is wide open and there for our Winegums, telling the Mirror “I talk straight. I don’t say: ‘Look Amy, you’re just fantastic.’ I say: ‘Amy you have a problem. I’m here when you are ready to deal with it.’ I’m not going to tell her to go to rehab. She’s not an idiot, she knows what her problem is.”

However, that news pales in comparison with today’s other shocking Winegums piece - THE HAIR! THE HAIR!

In short, Amy has gone blonde (we’ve adjusted our traditional Winegums image for your delectation), and it’s about as flattering as Britney’s myriad of poo-coloured brunettes, or the time Gwen Stefani went blue for the AMAs.

Looking more glammed-up washerwoman than Hollywood femme fatale, the Back to Black singer bundled her freshly dyed tresses up in a brilliant yellow headscarf and completed the look with a flicked up fringe.

Perhaps, after 12 months of turmoil, the troubled artist hopes the old saying blondes have more fun will prove true.

However, the look is likely to do little to get the 24-year-old off the 2007 Worst Dressed list which was unveiled yesterday.

She came second, only beaten to the top spot by stick thin clothes horse Victoria Beckham.

Okay, we’re going to go out on a psychoanalytical limb here and take a wild guess that Amy is in the middle of an attention-seeking phase.

Just call it a hunch, we’re pretty good like that. Almost as good as Jackie Stallone.