Have You Seen That Tom Cruise Video?
Posted by Seth at 11:53 AM on January 19, 2008
· The Secret Tom Cruise Scientology Tape They Didn't Want You To See That You Ended Up Seeing A Lot Of Anyway
· Katie Holmes MarathonGate: Breathing not a word of it on GMA. Feeding Letterman the party line. Things get juicy: Who is runner #6074? And who is Paul Vincent? Probably not the final word on the matter.
· The rumors of a DGA deal were right on the money. The industry reacts.
· Breaking down the Sundance buzz. And a lost cat for good measure.
· Katherine Heigl refreshingly candid about how shitty the newlywed life can be.
· The Non-Globes: If you liveblog a non-event, does it make a sound? "Sooo...I understand you worked at Hooter's. How humiliated are you by that?" The Piv cements his place in catchphrase-coining history. Kicking it, Borgnine style. Stanko ratings. Night of 1000 hotel room viewing parties. Blonskysplosion!
· Following the Axium embezzlement paper trail.
· OMG! Diane Keaton said "fucking" on GMA!
· NodorO™: Manly, yes, but Simon Cowell likes it too!
· Wesley Snipes Goodbye, Brad.
· Nothing can cancel Oscar Christmas. Look at the sparkly lights!
· A ho-hum, heavy-on-the-freak season of Idol begins: Hairkinis, father/son love lockets.
· Defamer attends the Cloverfield premiere, sees a headless Lady Liberty and a headed Lady Lohan.

From one Queer comic to another, Ellen, Margaret Cho wants you to know that she loves you. Adores you. She just refuses to do your show: "[B]ecause of the way that I was raised, because my political views are they way they are, because I believe that workers should have the power and the ability to make their lives better, because many of my close friends are the ones picketing, I cannot cross the picket line." Fine, Margaret. Take a stand--see if Ellen cares. No dancing for you! [
On last night's episode of NBC's newest pulse-pounding series,
Citing no sources, Liz Smith is reporting in Variety today that
We realize we left many of you hanging
To watch an actual doctor actually do something towards curing non-actual celebrities with actual drug problems, we refer you to the goings on over at
ยท The DGA, as you undoubtedly heard just moments after puffs of white smoke were belched skyward from the chimney of AMPTP headquarters,
Demigod to the Gays Kathy Griffin, having only just recovered from her 
Set phasers to splooge: Star Trek: The Official Movie Site has gone live today. Before rushing off to look at photos of a scantily clad Zoe Saldana holding one finger to her ear over at Uhura's Corner, you should probably know that it's "under construction," with nothing up yet except the badge logo. UPDATE: This also just in, the teaser trailer debuting before Cloverfield screenings. [
We've already run the
Perhaps fearing that the 80 hours of DUI-related community service Lindsay Lohan has already performed by serving as an unpaid shot girl at the Saddle Ranch (that place, like, doesn't even have a list! And why are all the drunk girls wearing lame cowboy hats?) may not provide the kind of scared-straight, "there but for the grace of delusional producers who believe I possess still-untapped acting talent go I" moment of clarity that will help keep the thrice-rehabbed actress from future alcohol- and cokepant-related vehicular incidents, Lohan's attorney told the court her client will soon