Saturday, November 29, 2008
YouTube Clip Of The Day
12:47PM Jess McGuire | THIS IS HORRIFYING!
Why, Barry Manilow, why?
(hat tip to SJX/Hardy status update conversation which turned up in my Facebook feed.) More » 
Are Shane And Simone Back Together AGAIN?
11:13AM Jess McGuire | Back in September of last year when Simone Callahan used the pages of New Idea to announce to the world that not only had she and former husband Shane Warne been secretly seeing each other but they’d just broken up because Shane had – quelle surprise – texted saucy things to another woman, Defamer Australia concluded our report on the incident by saying -
Considering she’s taken Shane back, oh, we don’t know.. (counts fingers and toes…) A BILLION TIMES, we dare say this isn’t the end of the ongoing love saga between Simone Callahan and Shane Warne.
And guess what? It looks as though we may have been right. In what has turned out to be a bit of a two thousand and great for Shane Warne (new found love and respect from the Australian people, star of hit musical), it seems he and his former missus may indeed be back together.
Reports The Sunday Mail:
The sports world is abuzz with rumours Shane Warne has patched up his rift with on-off partner Simone Callahan.
Simone, have you anything to say? More » Pete Wentz Loves Guzzling Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk
9:55AM Jess McGuire | And why wouldn’t he?
Actually, that headline is a bit of an exaggeration on my part. It’s just “Pete Wentz Tastes His Wife’s Breast Milk And Isn’t All That Into It” seemed so boring, you know? Anyway, Pete has apparently tested the nutritious product of Ashlee Simpson’s norgs. Isn’t that interesting?
Rocker Pete Wentz has tasted his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk, describing it as “soury and weird”. The couple welcomed their first child, Bronx Mowgli, last month (Nov08), and the Fall Out Boy star admits although he won’t be trying Simpson’s milk again, the tot can’t get enough.
Whoa, whoa – slow down, Pete. Do you mind repeating this crazy theory you have about breast milk and babies? More » 
The Lonely Island – “Jizz In My Pants”
8:50AM Jess McGuire | Have you heard the new project from SNL’s Andy Samberg yet? Called The Lonely Island, the group consists of Andy, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, and their first single is the charmingly named Jizz In My Pants.
Yours thoughts?
Thanks to Genny B for dedicating this clip to me on YouTube. It’s not because I razz her nether regions or anything, she just happens to refer to me as Jizz. Because she is cruel. Also, I am white and you tend not to notice my bad taste as much if you’ve been drinking heavily. More » 
War is Over (If You Want It)
5:30AM STV | Mario Majorski should have known better than to bring samurai swords to a Celebrity Centre gunfight. One photo tells you everything you need to know to prepare for rockin’, lip-lockin’ time at the Playboy Mansion! Hey, here’s a not-so-tough one: What loudmouth movie critic bashed the “old putz” his son was hired to replace? See? Nicole Kidman is totally, like, not strung out in any way whatsoever! Rahm might be the cute, melodic one in the new boy-pop phenom The Emanuel Brothers, but that doesn’t mean he won’t kick Andy Samberg’s arse for that unaired SNL skit. In case of a late-night Fox emergency, break glass and pull Jack Bauer. SAG-beat brawlers Sharon Waxman and Nikki Finke provided the unlikeliest catfight of the week. The Twilight sequel’s $12 million payday sure will buy Kristen Stewart a lot of Transylvanian Power Skunk. “Tribeca Steamboat Willie DeGeneres-Di Rossi” is only one of the fantastic reader offerings from the Defamer Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator. Fire up your Oscars (again) — here come da Milk! Have a great weekend!
Natalie Portman Trumps James Franco In Ivy League / Hollywood Praise-Off
4:45AM STV | What does an Ivy League education get the average young Hollywood star these days? If Variety’s recent collection of peer-on-peer salutations — featuring Natalie Portman and James Franco among many others — is any indication, it pretty much depends on the school. More »
Britney Spears Fan Karl Lagerfeld Stuns Meg Ryan at Awards Show
4:23AM Kyle Buchanan | Here at Defamer HQ, we’d agreed that no recent video packed so many delightful moments into so short a time as Stephen Colbert’s rendition of “Peace, Love, and Understanding (f. Feist, Toby Keith, and a bear),” and then, a challenger emerged! Sure, there was lots of talk this morning about yesterday’s Britney Spears performance at the German ceremony known as the Bambi Awards, but precious little of that discussion centred on Spears accepting her award from eccentric designer Karl Lagerfeld. We’re at a loss to pick our favourite moment: is it Lagerfeld telling Britney, “[You are] coming back not only as a phoenix, but as a bird of paradise”? Is it Britney’s “Y’all, double-u-tee-eff?” reaction? Or is it the random cutaway to a totally confused Meg Ryan? You be the judge — the clip is after the jump: More »
Winona Ryder and the Case of the Suspiciously Missing Bracelet!
3:42AM Kyle Buchanan | Winona Ryder’s “Fishy Situations ‘08 Tour” continues its road trip across Europe, as the actress rebounded from her exciting, hospital-assisted London landing by heading off to Madrid for a Marie Claire event. The magazine lent the purchase-averse Ryder clothes, shoes, and a ring and Bulgari bracelet (pictured) that totalled $US125,000. The next day, Ryder returned everything but the jewellery. A French magazine reported a claim from Ryder (since disavowed) that she had given the items to the front desk after checkout, but the surveillance camera didn’t back the story up. Now, TMZ has a different, equally suspicious account: More »
Gated Community, Nannies’ Shortcuts in Turmoil as A-Listers Go to War
3:19AM STV | To hell with the SAG strike: The real feud set to engulf Hollywood’s acting community is simmering in the tony enclave of Beverly Park. There, Samuel L. Jackson, Denzel Washington and Sylvester Stallone are just a few of the heavy-hitters embroiled in what has come to be known simply as GateGate. More »
