Thursday, November 27, 2008
The 10 Craziest Defamer Feuds of the Year
7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | It’s that time of year, when a young website’s thoughts turn to listicles! Please come on an incredible journey with us as we recount the most insane, star-on-star fights Hollywood had to offer in 2008:
Vengeful Gossip Bashes ‘Tom Cruise’s Nazi Apologia’: An Annotated Guide
6:08AM STV | We knew Fox News gossip and mortal Tom Cruise enemy Roger Friedman was upset last week when MGM denied him an advance look at Valkyrie. Today, he exacted his mouthbreathing, error-packed and all-around vicious revenge. More »
Kim Kardashian Feeling Litigious Over Courtney Love’s Lump of Gay-Bashing Coal
5:36AM Kyle Buchanan | When Courtney Love accused Kim Kardashian’s brother of a hate crime, we anticipated the latter would continue the blog war with a rebuttal—we just didn’t expect how cagey the response would ultimately be.
Was Balthazar Getty Fired From ‘Brothers & Sisters’?
3:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Even an impassioned, overwritten monologue from Sally Field may not be enough to save Balthazar Getty if the rumours are true: the straying, Sienna Miller-smooching actor has been fired from Brothers & Sisters.
The Butterscotch Puppy: A Christmas Miracle!
3:23AM Seth | We hope Santa brought everything you wanted (Wii porn), and nothing you didn’t (tongue cancer, American Apparel giftcards). Your B.O., followed by the Top 5 Chinese Dishes Consumed Later by the Jews Who Saw Them:
Vatican Amateurs Upstage Tom Hanks in ‘Angels and Demons’ Preview
2:45AM STV | GMA got in the Boxing Day spirit with an exclusive behind-the-scenes glimpse at Angels and Demons, featuring a nifty dramatic flourish we’re afraid may not make Ron Howard’s final cut. More »
A Remembrance of Eartha Kitt At Her Most ‘Evil’
2:15AM Kyle Buchanan | The fact that Eartha Kitt died on Christmas virtually mandated that all her obits would lead by noting that she sang “Santa Baby.” However, we’d like to remember Kitt for two different accomplishments. More »
Fox Takes WB’s Rights to ‘Watchmen’ in High-End Studio Gift Exchange
1:47AM STV | Fox wanted a pony for Christmas, and it got a lovely one Wednesday when a judge ruled that the studio owns a copyright interest in Warner Bros.’ mega-budget blockbuster hopeful Watchmen. More »Brooke Satchwell Trapped In Mumbai!
4:11PM Jess McGuire | Not that having a vaguely famous Australian involved in things makes the events unfolding in Mumbai more terrifying or anything, but I was rather surprised to learn that former Neighbours star Brooke Satchwell was one of the folks hiding from terrorists at the Taj Hotel. Perhaps because it’s like hearing that Jason Donovan or the Goggomobil guy from the Yellow Pages ads was involved – your first thought is “What?! Why are they in India?! What have I missed?!”
Calling it a harrowing experience for Brooke and the folks with her would be an understatement to say the least.
Melbourne actor Brooke Satchwell has told how she hid in a bathroom cupboard for an hour while machine gun-wielding terrorists went on a deadly rampage through Mumbai’s Taj Hotel.
The former Neighbours star – who is in India on a three-week film shoot – told Radio 3AW she ran past dead bodies as she fled the Taj Hotel.
More » Former Big Brother Star Krystal Forscutt Is Australia’s Most Beautiful Woman
3:00PM Jess McGuire | Yes, Gaelan’s former paramour Krystal Forscutt, a woman who never met a men’s magazine cover she didn’t like, is officially the most beautiful woman in Australia. Okay, there wasn’t a vote or anything, but her brand new manager Max Markson has told us! And he’d know better than anyone!
The lads’ mags favourite and former Big Brother star has a new chaperon to spruik her assets, sorry talents. The pneumatic bikini babe, who can list pop star Kanye West among her admirers, is now handled by Max Markson. She was at the GQ Men of the Year Award Not one to undersell anything, Markson announced his new client as “the most beautiful girl in Australia!”
Need For Speed: Pro Street!
Let’s learn a little more about her new manager courtesy of his official website bio, shall we? More » 