Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Don’t Miss Your Chance To Make Us Happy- And Win A LCD TV
12:00PM Kym Weathersten | It seems the awesomeness of Defamer readers knows no bounds. Many of you have done your part by responding to our site survey, but of course, greedy little souls that we are, we’d like more of you to give it a try. So for the opportunity to make us eternally grateful- and the chance to score yourself either a BRAVIA Z Series LCD TV from Sony (Model no. KDL40Z4500), valued at $3,399 or one of five $100 retail vouchers- simply click through to our site survey and tell us a little about yourself. [Survey] [Terms and Conditions] More »
Lindsay Lohan Loves That Great New Band Called Ladyhawke!
11:57AM Jess McGuire | Why, Lindsay Lohan and yours truly share something else in common besides a constant desire to “be adequite” – we love the pop stylings of Ladyhawke! Unlike Lindsay, I am aware that Ladyhawke is an individual from New Zealand who goes by the name Pip Brown during her day to day life, and not numerous folk who play various instruments and have formed something called a “band”…
Still, let’s see Lindsay gush, shall we? God, that’s going to pick up some unwanted attention via dirty Google searching, isn’t it?
i love this group. i was actually searching on itunes not too long ago and was getting the album for “the black ghosts” and saw Ladyhawke on the same page. mixture of 80s pop/new wave and i’m pretty much obsessed with their entire vibe.
This makes sense. Lindsay is allegedly gagging to play Stevie Nicks in a Fleetwood Mac related movie (although, you know, Stevie would prefer Lindsay at least wait until Ms Nicks is dead before auditioning)
What are Lindsay’s top picks from the album? More » 
We’re Not Sure You Should Be Putting This Thing Against Your Mouth Either, Nicole Kidman!
10:45AM Jess McGuire | As our American counterparts have already noted with great sensitivity, there has been some controversy over Nicole Kidman getting her didge on whilst appearing on a German talk show. When I first saw the photo in the papers, I quipped to my Summer Breakfasters co-host Ryan something along the lines of “That picture is begging for a Photoshopping…”
Well, guess what? Before I even had the chance to suggest that you attempt to change the didgeridoo Our Nic is clutching into a frighteningly large cock, I was sent a marvellous piece of Photoshop genius!
Don’t worry, it’s not doodle-based. Not everyone is as crude as me. More » Ben Cousins Has A Home!
9:41AM Jess McGuire | Thank the lord, for reformed bad boy footballer Ben Cousins has finally found himself a new footy team. Yesterday die-hard Richmond Tigers supporters told the Herald Sun that if their club didn’t pick the former West Coast dynamo it’d be “the worst Christmas present ever”, so it is grand news indeed that Christmas has been saved for the yellow and black massive!
Richmond has taken Ben Cousins with their sole pick in the AFL’s pre-season draft, allowing the recovering drug addict a final chance to resurrect his career at the elite level.
After days of uncertainty, the Tigers confirmed their selection a short time ago, ending a painful roller-coaster for the 30-year-old who was forced to spend 12 months on the sidelines for bringing the game into disrepute.
And Cousins’ new team can thank the arrival of their latest recruit for a huge boost in membership: More » 
YouTube Clip Of The Day
8:44AM Jess McGuire | How do you best pay tribute to a deceased pet (in this case, a cat named Tsuki) using YouTube? By presenting the public with a collection of photos of your beloved kitty accompanied by an amyl inspired remix of Roxette’s “Listen To Your Heart”. But of course.
As the video’s creator notes: “This is also a tribute for someone who has lost a loved one, human or animal.” I hope it helps some readers pay tribute to people they’ve loved and lost.
POPPERS O’CLOCK MEANS LOVE!
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Jessica Alba, Cloris Leachman Join Jack Black as Glitzy ‘Office’ Temps
8:29AM STV | NBC will leave no stunt unplayed in its attempt to own Super Bowl Sunday, with Jessica Alba and Cloris Leachman now confirmed to appear alongside Jack Black in that night’s special hour-long Office episode. More »
Anne Hathaway Moves On to Underwear-Shopping Stage of Rebound
8:25AM STV | The new issue of Vogue features cover girl Anne Hathaway at the height of her powers: a likely Oscar nominee, newly single, two films on the way, and shopping for discount knickers.
Fox To Dump High-Maintenance SAG For Cheaper, Sluttier AFTRA
8:15AM Seth | A rumour that Twentieth Century Fox Television—producers of some of your most beloved stories, including 24, My Name is Earl, and Family Guy—would be switching over to an all-AFTRA format got this official response: More »
Did Ben Silverman Curse NBC, Or Was It The Other Way Around?
8:10AM Kyle Buchanan | With everyone fired at NBC besides Jay Leno, Ben Silverman, and a particularly bodacious NBC page named Honey, it’s now time to examine Silverman’s track record. There’s just one thing: it used to be good! More »
