“What Would A Nice Girl Like Kylie Be Doing In A Wet Top Like That?”

You’ve got to admire Wellington strip club owner Garth Rosson’s stubborn streak. After putting up a photo outside his strip club of a woman looking suspiciously like Our Kylie (aka St Minogue of Camberwell), he’s refusing to back down in the face of Kylie’s lawyers angry accusations the photo Garth is using is in fact one of Kylie.

The legal eagles insisted Garth remove the image of Kyles from his window lest the Wellington public begin believing the pint-sized pop superstar is making a quick buck on the side Showgirls style, and for the time being Garth has pulled it from his shop front, but he’s remaining adamant that the woman in the image IN NO WAY RESEMBLES KYLIE MINOGUE.

Looking at Garth’s picture (left) and an image of Kylie (right), one can’t help but note the uncanny likeness to Minogue in the shot being used to advertise the strips. Troubling. How on earth will Garth reason his way out of this one?

With the world’s greatest riposte, that’s how.

He said his designer downloaded the image from an internet site
three months ago and used it for a window poster. It was not
labelled as a photograph of Minogue and he said he could not see
the resemblance.

“I’m not convinced, eh? What would a nice girl like Kylie be
doing in a wet top like that?”

WHAT WOULD A NICE GIRL LIKE KYLIE BE DOING IN A WET TOP LIKE THAT!

That is, hands down, the greatest line we’ve read in a news article since Family First candidate Andrew Quah explained away his appearance on gay websites with “That’s not my penis”.