Jules Lund Delights Austereo And Listeners With Hilarious Tale Of Drink Spiking

We’ve always thought Jules Lund to be a fine, upstanding young man.

There’s just something about that slightly hysterical laughter, boys’ room jokes and forced, cheesy smile (not to mention the tan) that just screams “Mr Smith, I have nothing but good intentions for your daughter – also, I bought your wife this kitten. Now, where are those ducklings that need to be nursed back to safety?”

Well, he’s been given a talking-to from Austereo after telling – on-air – the hilarious story about how he spiked a groom-to-be’s drink at a bucks’ night.

What a champeen! Lundy, maaaate!

On Monday, the Getaway reporter told of his brother’s weekend buck’s turn in Melbourne, which involved dressing the groom-to-be in a tight Superman outfit before his drink was spiked with Viagra by a member of the party.

Listeners of national breakfast radio show Summer Fling then heard how a scantily dressed woman entertained the group and the buck apparently suffered from the Viagra effects.

Australian National Council on Drugs executive officer Gino Vumbaca warned the prank could have had disastrous consequences.

“No one wants to be the fun police, but the fact remains that Viagra and other pharmaceutical drugs can have very serious side effects and can interact with other drugs,” he said.

You know what would have been really hilarious? If the groom had suddenly been overcome with the desire to bum Jules. Or if he’d had a heart attack! That would’ve been so funny, can’t you just imagine Jules cracking up as he attempts to tell the bride-to-be that her husband died while dicking a stripper?

Jules Lund for media personality of the year!