We Can’t Think Of A Knob-related Pun We Can Make With The Words ‘Armani’ or ‘Beckham’

David Beckham has brought an early Christmas to motorists and magazine-readers everywhere by starring in the latest campaign for Giorgio Armani underwear – and how!

In fact, such is the majesty of Becks’ packed lunch, the UK press is speculating that it may not in fact be all his.

The former England captain stares sternly from the poster as if defying anyone to suggest a little computer enhancement might have contributed to the chiselled six-pack or, indeed, to any other parts of his striking physique.

…His spokesman was less forthcoming about the posters. Asked if the images had been enhanced to give Beckham a greater appeal, he replied: “No comment.”

In comparison, when he wore similar white trunks on holiday off Italy’s Ligurian coast 18 months ago, he just did not seem to fill them as well.

Uhh… we’ve been trying to think of something to say in witty riposte to this story, but all our brains seem to be coming up with is “DO YOU WANT BIG PEN1S? Males from around the world who participated, the average gain after 5 months of taking ManSter pills was 3.02 Inches! YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL THINK U R 5PERM FOUNTAIN!!1″

You can see why our doctor recommended some time away from the computer this holiday season.