Dope

We can all breathe a little bit easier now that we know that the “narcotic” found on Mischa Barton during her DUI arrest was, in fact, marijuana. (To be honest, we thought California classifies that stuff as a “holistic food additive”.) We also now have access to heartbreaking images of a babushka-wrapped Barton–accidentally, we’re sure, evoking Benazir Bhutto–being led away from the the jail where she spent the night to her parents’ waiting car. A sobering event for all involved, to be sure. [Page Six]