Tim Campbell Announces He’s Gay, Denies Being Part Of Australia’s First Showbiz Superhomo Couple

Yes, it appears to be true. “The ginge you could definitely fuck”, Tim Campbell – star of the musical Shout! – will only make your ranga love making dreams come true if you are packing penis. He’s out! He’s proud! We fucking love him even more than before!

Channel 7 star Tim Campbell has publicly come out to announce he is gay. The former Home and Away actor exclusively told The Advertiser about his sexuality….

“There’s nothing in the way of being ashamed about this (but) the label thing worries me a bit because I don’t want my work to be affected,” he says.

“If every time I’m written about now it’s as ‘the gay actor’ it would bore the hell out of me.

“Coming out at 20 changed me a bit, but at 32, I’m pretty comfortable with who I am and what I’m doing.”

Good for you, Tim. But what of Werribee’s most successful midget?

Tim reckons both he and Anthony have each broken up with their partners and for now, are just friends.

“(Anthony and I) are mates – he’s had his rough trot, I’m going through a rough trot and I’m really concerned for my (ex) partner,” Tim says.

Look, Tim. It’d really mean a lot to us if you’d just hook up. Why? Well, there are a number of reasons but the main two would be…

i) We love the idea of the nation’s blue-rinse set having a couple of Calamites to love and adore as their very own. We envision touching duets during Carols By Candlelight, photo spreads in Australian Women’s Weekly, and perhaps even a reality show? The grannies will lap it up, and you’ll do more for gay rights in this country than the success of both Queer Eye and Will & Grace combined.

ii) For fuck’s sake, someone has to keep Callea safe from Perez Hilton. AUSTRALIA EXPECTS YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY, CAMPBELL! TAKE HIM TO THE TAN, THEN JUST TAKE HIM!