The Week In Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass

By Defamer Hollywood on December 8, 2007 at 9:15 AM


Unquestionably, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s arse has seen better weeks. Its “hang” has been discussed in great detail on The View, it’s been forced onto the cover of People against its will, and the celebrity-obsessed media, always ready to descend like cellulite-craving vultures the minute even an inch of slightly dimpled skin is exposed, have continued to ignore its size 2 owner’s public plea for privacy during these difficult times. Current TV laments this sorry state of affairs, compiling two-and-a-half jam-packed minutes of all the rump-related coverage we’ve been subjected to over the previous five days; perhaps now that we’ve all gotten this out of our collective system, Hewitt’s embattled buttocks can finally know some peace.

Tagged:

Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)

    There are currently no AU comments for this post.

Post Your Comments

Got something to say? There are two ways to comment:

1. Guests

Click here to comment instantly.

2. Facebook Users

Click below to comment using your Facebook account.

We're looking for comments that are interesting, substantial or highly amusing. If your comments are excessively self-promotional, obnoxious, or even worse, boring, you will be banned from commenting. All comments are moderated.