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"The driver -- 6-foot-4 and 280 pounds -- was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving [on Sunday evening], in this case a misdemeanor, police said. In addition to a red Santa hat, he wore a blond wig, red lace camisole, purple G-string, black leg warmers and black shoes. 'We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus,' Deputy Chief Ken Garner said." [LAist]
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jmsmith76
Posted 12:46 PM 26/12/07
Ho ho ho, indeed!
jmsmith76
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 1:21 PM 26/12/07
Would someone please get Tom Sizemore back into rehab?!
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Cacafuego
Posted 4:53 PM 26/12/07
@Eac_o_System:
It looks like a peppermint-candy striped double helix, of course.
Cacafuego
Eac_o_System
Posted 4:30 PM 26/12/07
I wonder what Santa Claus' D.N.A. would look like ... ornaments, Christmas trees, tinsel, reindeer... or just the regular amalgam of amino acids, R.N.A., and other molecular matter? It'd prove to me he's real.
Eac_o_System
raincoaster5
Posted 1:30 AM 27/12/07
Does Vince Vaughn have an alibi?
raincoaster5
NoGrumpys
Posted 8:16 AM 27/12/07
S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S
Hurray! for Santy CLAUS!!!
NoGrumpys
NoGrumpys
Posted 8:15 AM 27/12/07
Santa Claus is GAY - but its OK
And yes he's got a beard - ITS HIS WIFE!!
NoGrumpys
Cultmember
Posted 6:01 PM 27/12/07
@Eac_o_System: Being of Turkish descent, St. Nick would end up in Guantanimo. Of course being dead since the 3rd century that would also mean he's a zombie to boot.
Cultmember
BabylonSister
Posted 12:15 AM 29/12/07
Aw, Santy's a tranny.
BabylonSister
blakeley
Posted 1:27 PM 26/12/07
They said they were PRETTY sure... which as you know Seth, in cop-talk means it was really him...
blakeley