Rhys Ifans Gives Best Spin On ‘No Comment’ We’ve Ever Heard

So by now you’d all be aware that Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller are actually going out proper, as opposed to the ‘we’re just friends’ line they were insisting upon despite being spotted making out while decked in daisy chains and the like.

Well, it may be patently obvious to everyone else that they’re an item, but neither of them want to talk about it – and we’d just like to pause and give Ifans a little golf-clap for his response to one journo’s persistent nagging:

Of reports of wedding bells, he told Observer magazine: “Yeah, and they found Elvis on the moon. I came here to talk about work. My personal life is invented for me, so why bother?”

Is Rhys angling for a role in a Wayne’s World sequel? “They found Elvis on the moon” – we loves it!

Use it in a sentence sometime. “Will you marry me?” “Yeah, and they found Elvis on the moon.” Works for every occasion you could imagine!