Quasi-Popstarlet Marries English Cricketer We Don’t Really Care About…
When we heard a certain cricketer had gotten hitched to a certain pop starlet, our mind immediately began racing. Could it be Shane Warne tired of texting saucy suburban ladies and had devoted the remaining few hours of 2007 to stealing Delta Goodrem away from ol’ Brian ‘Le Potato’ McFadden?
England cricket star Kevin Pietersen married pop singer Jessica Taylor in a private ceremony today, a spokesman said.
Hampshire batsman Pietersen and Taylor, who topped the British singles charts with her former band Liberty X, married at St Andrew’s Church in the picturesque village of Castle Combe in Wiltshire, south-west England.
Henry Jacob of The Outside Organisation, which represents both the 27-year-olds, said: “We can confirm that today Kevin Pietersen and Jessica Taylor were married.
“The private wedding was attended by close family, relatives and friends of the couple. They are now going away on their honeymoon and will return to the UK in January.”
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We’re sad we bothered to write about this too. Perhaps giving up the drink (albeit temporarily, probably) has broken our spirit? OR AT THE VERY LEAST, OUR ‘SPIRITS’ – ZING! ALRIGHT! WOO!
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