Posh: “Yes, That Is Really My Husband’s Monster Knob”

In case we haven’t made it abundantly clear through our time with you, we love Posh and Becks. Their book – Posh & Becks: Talking – is one of the most fabulously brain-free reads in history; they’re so stupid they’re almost Zen or something.

And yet, at the same time we can’t help but feel as though they – or at least Posh – have a healthy grasp of irony in spite of themselves.

To wit, Victoria Beckham’s response to hubby David’s, er, confronting print campaign for Armani underwear (highlight pictured above, just in case you’d forgotten it):

Gossips spreading rumours about the size of her husband’s tackle can just put a sock in it – Posh says her Goldenballs is all man!

Saucy Posh, back in Blighty for the UK leg of the Spice Girls comeback tour, smirked at questions about David Beckham’s Armani photo, telling her favourite showbiz column: “He’s massive, isn’t he?”

Taking her kids ice-skating in London’s Hyde Park yesterday, Victoria, 33, was keen to set the record straight about the size of her hubby’s manhood before she takes to the stage.

Hahaha! “He’s massive, isn’t he?”! Really, we know she reckons she’s Posh ‘n’ everything, but (not so) deep down, Mrs Beckham is just another good time girl from the ‘burbs, isn’t she?

If the Spicies do come good on their rumoured Melbourne concert, we’d like to take this opportunity to offer her a night on the tiles with us.