Penelope Cruz Adds Incest And Lesbianism To Resume’s Skills Section For Brother’s Music Video

By Defamer Hollywood on December 29, 2007 at 6:58 AM

lesb-penelope.jpgPenelope Cruz is upping the ante on t.A.T.u.’s successful fame-grab by taking the whole fake lesbian thing and adding fake incest. The Spanish actress’s brother, a rockstar aspirant, is attempting to launch himself onto the world stage with a controversy-courting video starring his two siblings, Penelope y Monica.

The girls play translators overdubbing a lesbian porn. It gets them so hot they wind up making out, lesbo style. They are real-life sisters. (So gay! Unlike this.)

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  • Sleepyhead
    December 28, 2007 at 1:09 PM

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    December 28, 2007 at 2:05 PM

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    December 28, 2007 at 1:54 PM

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    December 28, 2007 at 5:00 PM

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    December 28, 2007 at 4:20 PM

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  • Dolores_on_the_Dotted_Line
    December 28, 2007 at 7:19 PM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Cultmember
    December 28, 2007 at 8:08 PM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Greasy Thumb Guzik
    December 28, 2007 at 9:22 PM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • BabylonSister
    December 29, 2007 at 12:27 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Magister
    December 31, 2007 at 12:11 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Whiteboyfunfark
    December 31, 2007 at 9:43 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

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