Penelope Cruz Adds Incest And Lesbianism To Resume's Skills Section For Brother's Music Video
Penelope Cruz is upping the ante on t.A.T.u.'s successful fame-grab by taking the whole fake lesbian thing and adding fake incest. The Spanish actress's brother, a rockstar aspirant, is attempting to launch himself onto the world stage with a controversy-courting video starring his two siblings, Penelope y Monica.
The girls play translators overdubbing a lesbian porn. It gets them so hot they wind up making out, lesbo style. They are real-life sisters. (So gay! Unlike this.)
- Cruz sisters in lesbian clinch [The Sun]
6:58 AM on Sat Dec 29 2007
by Defamer Hollywood



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Way loving the post-Macarena cheerleader choreography. It seems each day we get just a little closer to the final realization that doing the hokey-pokey and turning yourself around really IS what it's all about.
Whiteboyfunfark
There was music? I must've been too focused on the pictures.
Magister
The Aristocrats!
BabylonSister
@raincoaster5:
We have to add Warren & Shirley to the mix.
Greasy Thumb Guzik
This years Golden Banjo award goes to...
Cultmember
Soy tan en amor con mi hermana en este momento...
Dolores_on_the_Dotted_Line
Their mother must be so proud. Or at the very least, Almodovar is.
Sweet Panda Love
Could a teh-te-teh between Brittany and Jamie Lynn be far behind?
NoGrumpys
It won't be complete without James and Angelina.
raincoaster5
Further proof that everything Tom Cruise touches (or pretends to touch) gets weird eventually...
gwendolyn
Dude!! Is it too late to modify my year-end Top 10 Movies list?
Sleepyhead