Our Kylie And Their Renee Bond Over Questionable Hairdressing Decisions In Austria

We’ve long since established that the UK press like nothing more than to comment on Kylie Minogue’s a) new hair-styles and b) revolutionary televisual appearances, so you can imagine how spastically excited they must have been when the opportunity arose to combine both in an unprecedented display of surely Pulitzer-winning journalism.

Yes, the “nearly 40″ singer “kicked up a fuss” on an Austrian chat show, giving “fresh-faced youngsters” a “run for their money” while performing her latest single.

Nice work, gramps!

Dressed in black fishnets, raunchy platform ankle boots and a tight-fitting black plunge-neck top, Kylie performed songs from her latest album X, which reached number four in the album charts when it was released last month.

The singer also sported an edgy platinum blonde bob which added to the sexy look she has adopted since bouncing back from breast cancer.

Her much coveted-style was acknowledged recently when a survey of UKTV Style programme The Clothes Show revealed 31 per cent of viewers regarded her as a style icon.

Please note that “edgy” means “looks like it was carried out by a blind orangutan with a Whipper Snipper”, and there is a great accompanying photo of fellow chat-show guest Renee Zellweger touching Our Kylie’s barnet as if to say, “Wow, these Jessica Simpson And Ken Paves Hair Extensions feel so real!”