Short Ends: Martha Stewart Disappointed That Trump Steaks Not Made From Grade-A, All-Donald Beef

By Defamer Hollywood on December 20, 2007 at 7:18 AM

· Hold on a second…did Martha Stewart just say that it’s “too bad” that Trump Steaks aren’t actually made from her old Apprentice boss’s freshly slaughtered flesh? We think she did! She’ll be dead by morning.
· Jamie Lynn Spears probably made herself pregnant by laughing at Knocked Up.
· “Occasionally cradling the doll-baby Jesus, Lohan was asked to compare holding the savior of Christianity with cradling Lindsay when she was born 21 years ago.”
· Hey, Christmas unicorn.

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