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Short Ends: Martha Stewart Disappointed That Trump Steaks Not Made From Grade-A, All-Donald Beef
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:18 AM on December 20, 2007
· Hold on a second...did Martha Stewart just say that it's "too bad" that Trump Steaks aren't actually made from her old Apprentice boss's freshly slaughtered flesh? We think she did! She'll be dead by morning.
· Jamie Lynn Spears probably made herself pregnant by laughing at Knocked Up.
· "Occasionally cradling the doll-baby Jesus, Lohan was asked to compare holding the savior of Christianity with cradling Lindsay when she was born 21 years ago."
· Hey, Christmas unicorn.
· Hold on a second...did
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jasonelias
Posted 7:20 PM 19/12/07
Donald Trump: Tastes Like Venison
jasonelias
Scooter
Posted 11:07 PM 19/12/07
Yet another reason why I love the heinous bitch that is Martha Stewart.
I love the obvious disgust she expresses at the fact that Joan is buying LiLo a present.
Scooter
raincoaster
Posted 5:41 AM 20/12/07
I would not eat Donald Trump either, come to think of it. Ew, now I need a brain rinse.
raincoaster
NoGrumpys
Posted 8:34 AM 20/12/07
Hannibal Lechter would be proud.
Seems that the Big House has really added something to Martha.
NoGrumpys
Blackkeys
Posted 9:43 AM 20/12/07
I heart Martha.
Blackkeys
scroll_lock
Posted 10:49 AM 20/12/07
Filet O'Trump is not bad served with a combover reduction.
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WendyKroy
Posted 10:42 AM 20/12/07
The jokes in Knocked Up went over Jamie Lynn's head? Really? So what level of humor can she actually comprehend? "Everyone Poops"?
WendyKroy
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
Posted 1:28 PM 20/12/07
I could watch Joan and Martha cook for hours and hours. I imagine that later, after dipping into more of the sherry, the kitchen dancing begins.
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
Miss d
Posted 3:15 PM 20/12/07
What's with the collection of pans hanging in the window? Obviously Martha and Joan run alittle ala carte restaurant during the ad breaks...
Miss d