Marcus Enfield’s Least Favourite Hooker Gives Sartorial Advice… Pay Attention, Gals.

We quite like “Michael Ryan’s prostitute”, the fashion conscious Marie Christos.

From news.com.au…

Ms Christos has been embroiled in the (Marcus) Einfeld saga since the allegations he lied to avoid a speeding fine were revealed by The Daily Telegraph in August last year.

Two months earlier, she split up with Mr Einfeld’s then-solicitor Mr Ryan after a six-year liaison during which they called each other “Scarlett” and “Rhett” after the lead characters in Gone With The Wind.

While rifling through his rubbish bin for proof he was lying about having an affair with another woman, Ms Christos found documents relating to the Mr Einfeld case.

She then took them to police – and the media.

But we don’t just like her because she put an allegedly fib-happy judge in the shit. Oh no. We rather enjoy the fashion tips she’s giving the media throng following the trial too.

Ms Christos said that after being hidden as a guilty secret by Mr Ryan for six years, she wanted to stand out.

“I’m a Perth girl and everyone knows Perth girls wear colour,” she said.

“Sydney women all wear black, grey and slacks. They don’t wear dresses, they are not feminine. They are hard and masculine and they don’t have to be.

“I say to them wear a dress, you’re a woman, be sexy. Every woman is absolutely gorgeous.”

While she invested thousands of dollars in dresses, shoes and bras, she saved on knickers.

“I never wear them,” she revealed.

“They cause all sorts of health problems as well as having that disgusting panty line.

“It makes you feel sexy and smooth not wearing them. Every woman in this city should have a Marie Christos day.”

Brilliant idea, Marie!

We propose the Rudd Government launches an official nationwide Marie Christos Day sooner rather than later, where female citizens kick off their knickers for twenty four hours and feel the cool breeze of freedom and style on their nethers. In fact, her name is so close to sounding like the words “Merry Christmas”, we can’t help but suggest it replaces Christmas Day altogether.