Lynne Spears Parenting Handbook Still A Go After Being Reclassified As Horror Fiction
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 9:00 AM on December 22, 2007
When news first broke that Jamie Lynn Spears, the up-and-coming, 16-year-old sister to down-and-going, 26-year-old Britney Spears, had made up her mind and was keeping her baby, those looking for someone to blame instantly turned to Lynne Spears - a big-league stage mother seemingly incapable of keeping her litter in check. Now, the publisher of what was widely reported to have been a guide to good parenting authored by Lynne leaps to her defense, claiming the book was in fact a cautionary tale about the pitfalls of breeding children for fame--a subject on which Lynne is arguably the world's foremost expert:
"Extra" has learned that although Lynne Spears' parenting book has been postponed, the publishers announced today that she is still moving forward with the story. In addition, Thomas Nelson, Inc. is insisting that the book is not a manual on how to parent: It's a warning.
"From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears' book is a parenting book. I'm sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it's simply not true," said Michael S. Hyatt, president and CEO of Thomas Nelson. "Lynne's memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities."He added, "We believe in redemption. Therefore, we are standing by Lynne and her family during this difficult time."
The book, What to Expect When the Teenage Daughter You Pimped Out to the Fame Machine After the Other One Stopped Talking to You is Expecting, should arrive on store shelves by Spring 2008, just in time for a new generation of budding pageant moms to learn how to avoid seeing their own aspiring National Tiny Miss Beauty crown wearers disqualified for sporting visible baby-bump during the swimwear competition.
- Lynne Spears Still Moving Forward with Book [ExtraTV.com]

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Colonel Mustard
Posted 11:33 AM 21/12/07
Each book comes with a handgun and a Suicide Note Wizard disc.
Colonel Mustard
metroville
Posted 11:24 AM 21/12/07
Stay classy, Spears family.
metroville
Hyman Decent
Posted 12:46 PM 21/12/07
Maybe they had a change of heart when their legal department informed them that they still had to pay Lynne.
Hyman Decent
raincoaster
Posted 12:01 PM 21/12/07
Translation: we're putting back in all the stuff we told her to take out.
raincoaster
Greasy Thumb Guzik
Posted 1:08 PM 21/12/07
New Title:
"Fucked Up Child Raising For Dummies"
Greasy Thumb Guzik
sundaeg1rl
Posted 4:12 PM 21/12/07
@Greasy Thumb Guzik: And the sequel, "Fucked Up Grandparenting For Dummies".
sundaeg1rl
tbolt
Posted 7:22 PM 21/12/07
Just so we're all on the same page with the publisher, Lynne was a great parent right up until the time her 16yr old got pregnant? Everything up to this point was just hunky-dory...now I understand.
tbolt
jimbosil
Posted 8:07 PM 21/12/07
This is actually a fairly brilliant piece of marketing. I'm impressed. There is no God, but I'm impressed...
jimbosil
Cultmember
Posted 10:52 PM 21/12/07
Maybe the book should be titled "The Call of Cfederline" by H.P. Spears
Cultmember
raincoaster
Posted 5:52 AM 22/12/07
@Cultmember: I'm so totally killing myself I didn't think of that. There goes my steet Cthred.
raincoaster
Cultmember
Posted 10:39 AM 22/12/07
@raincoaster: I'a Dagon! Y'all Cfederline!
Cultmember
Miss d
Posted 2:02 PM 23/12/07
@Colonel Mustard: Not to mention Cheez-its and a 6 pack of Bud Lite.
Miss d