Leave Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Alone!

Following yesterday’s penetrating discussion in which The View’s couchbound thinktank dissected the “hang” and cellulite-to-dimple-free-tissue ratio on display in some unflattering paparazzi photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bikini-clad ass, we’d hoped that Whoopi and the gang the matter to bed for good. This week’s People, however, gives the embattled rump no quarter; in a cynical, sensationalist move, the magazine has splayed the unfairly persecuted size two’s cheeks across its glossy cover, a cynical, sensational move that ensures that the “LOVE HEWITT’S TRUNK: SEXY AND HEALTHY OR TOO FULL OF JUNK? ” debate will rage on at least until the supermarket checkout racks are replenished with new tabloid product next Wednesday.

• People [People.com]
• Previously: The Ladies Of ‘The View’ Debate Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass [Defamer]