Short Ends: Last Negotiator Standing

· Cobbling together various reports about what transpired between the WGA and the studios before negotiations were abruptly halted at the end of last week, the creators of Hollywood Rumble have produced this dramatic recreation of the unfortunate events of late Friday afternoon.
· You know who’s not going broke even if the strike lasts until 2105? Les Moonves.
· Why are famous people so damn crazy? A crazy stylist-to-the-stars offers his exciting theories!
· Those too impatient to wait for Sweeney Todd’s release can get a small measure of relief for their barber-blueballs here.
· You can’t have The Office right now, but you can have An Office.