Knocked-Up Jamie-Lynn Spears Carrying On Britney’s Troubled Family Tradition
In a Very Special Issue of OK! Magazine set to arrive on newsstands tomorrow, sixteen-year-old Zoey 101 star Jamie-Lynn Spears, the pride of Nickelodeon’s teen talent stable, will reveal that she’s continuing the proud family tradition of ill-advised pregnancies established by infant-fumbling, mothering-impaired older sister Britney. The lucky father – who’ll be catapulted to Federlinian levels of baby-making notoriety by morning, have a record contract by noon, and have shot a Taco Bell commercial playing off his lovable-ne’er-do-well persona by close of business Wednesday – is reportedly someone named Casey Aldridge, the young Spears’s boyfriend. Please join us we officially welcome Jamie-Lynn and C-Ald (we’re going to have to work on that nickname) as they take this crucial first step towards tabloid ubiquity.
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What a waste…
jamie lynn is not the first teen to have a baby, it was oviously an accident and now she taking responsibilities for her actions. jamie lynn is still young and has plenty of time to focus on her career and she seems to be a level headed girl so give her that.