Indie Darling Jason Schwartzman “Does” Melbourne!

Jason Schwartzman, star of the indie movie circuit and drummer for Phantom “Best Known For Being Those Guys What Done The O.C.’s Theme” Planet, is currently in Australia to promote his new flick The Darjeeling Ltd., and already he’s taken to popping up, Zelig-like, all over town.

Naturally, once we realised he was out and about, we dispatched a team of sleuths to follow him around while wearing trench coats and talking into their shoes and watches.

Our spies spotted him:

* Looking much hotter in real life!
* Having dinner at Fitzroy institution The Vegie Bar! While wearing sunglasses!
* Walking out of Vegie Bar while wearing sunglasses (but, you know, not walking out, just leaving. After his lackeys paid!)
* Being hit upon by Defamer spies at the preview screening of The Darjeeling Ltd.!
* Calling said Defamer spy “baby doll”!

And that’s about it for this particular piece of world-shaking news.

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