Short Ends: George Clooney’s Toe-Tapping Tribute To Julia Roberts

By Defamer Hollywood on December 7, 2007 at 7:12 AM

· George Clooney is sincerely sorry that he couldn’t appear in person for the American Cinematheque’s tribute to Ocean’s 12 co-star Julia Roberts; additionally, he’s sorry to be stuck in a bathroom doing stale Larry Craig jokes, even if his toe-tapping, prospective stall-sex partner is partner-in-crime Brad Pitt.
· Mr. Tumnus denies that he’s been tapped to play Kurt Cobain.· Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Tweety Bird are ordered to testify in a counterfeiting case by an Italian court, a summons Disney’s local bureau denied on the grounds that the characters are not real.
· CostCo’s casket-and-urn aisle has always been our favourite, though we find the card tables where employees offer free cremains samples to be a little off-putting. [via Boing Boing]

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