Free-Spirited Isabel Bathes In The Blood Of 100 Slaughtered Virgin Dolphins On The Full Moon

Isabel Lucas is quite nobly continuing her crusade to save the whales, and has taken to posing next to a sinister-looking whale harpoon to get her message across, complete with suitably serious facial expression.

Although, with those beautiful, sad-slanted eyebrows, she’s a bit like an Irish setter; there’s not much difference between the facial expressions denoting “serious”, “upset”, “confident” or “psychotic”.

Sitting beside a giant harpoon, used by Australian whalers just 30 years ago, Isabel explained the gruesome process.

“Looking at this, it’s just a big lump of metal, but then you start to think about the history of the thing,” she said.

“The tip is filled with explosives and the hooks on the side, here, catch on to their internal organs. ‘I’ve seen how they kill these animals, it is absolutely brutal.”

And she knows, at last week’s AFI Awards, Isabel told Confidential she’d been swimming in a sea of red blood while on a Greenpeace mercy mission!

Putting aside the obvious seriousness of what Isabel is talking about, just cast your eye over that final paragraph once more.

That’s right, News Ltd put an exclamation mark right after “swimming in a sea of red blood while on a Greenpeace mercy mission”.

Let’s apply their journalistic excellence to some more sobering facts: “The blaze was so intense, authorities say it could take days to identify the victims!”

More! “A father and his four children were all killed in the crash!”

Try it next time you have to tell someone something serious.

“You’re dumped!”