Fictional Female Character In Fag Hag Shock!

Hmmm… we can’t help but suspect News Ltd may have been clutching at straws when it came to their attempt to lure readers from the front page of the website to an article about George Michael’s appearance on a television show.

The story is promoted with the words “By George, he’s gay – Which female tried to bed the openly gay George Michael? Click here to find out…” Naturally, we were chomping at the bit to discover which desperate lady celebrity decided to throw logic out the window and have a crack at Britain’s favourite cottaging enthusiast.

Then we discovered it was all a canny ruse..

After managing to convince the-then British Prime Minister Tony Blair to play the fool for a sketch, comedian Catherine Tate attempts to achieve the unthinkable once more – by bedding George Michael.

Admittedly it’s all for her Christmas special, where the popular funny lady is clearly keen to show Michael’s humorous side.

Goddamn it. We’re gutted. We were hoping for some shameless haggery.

Now we suppose the only thing left for us to find out in this somewhat pointless piece is whether George Michael’s appearance on a comedy show was actually funny.

“It’s very funny,” the source added.

Well, we suppose that’s that then.

(dusts off hands)