Short Ends: Disappointed Supermodels, Musical Spartans And Broken Hearts

· While lesser, fake-model-agency-running crazy people would probably allow the last-second pullout of an A-list cover model like Carlos “Mind Of” Mencia ruin their shoot, the plucky Janice Dickinson has no problem “whoring herself out” if that’s what it takes to save the day.
· This pretty much made this inevitable.
· And this has made us officially excited for this. Even the Heath Ledger parts.
· A slow-healing nose job breaks thousands of teen hearts.

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