Delta Ordered To Keep Her Trap Shut – May Be Easier Said Than Done Now The Potato’s Ex Wife Is Getting Her Own Reality Television Show

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DELTA!

Doctor’s orders, babe.

Delta Goodrem has been ordered to shut up – by her doctor. The demands of the chat circuit to launch her new single Believe Again last week inflamed the throat infection Goodrem has battled for months.

But it may not be so easy for Delta to stop herself screaming angrily and loudly, forever ruining her overly theatrical pipes, now that news has surfaced Brian McFadden’s ex wife, the “troubled” Kerry Katona, is being given her own reality show in the UK.

The former Atomic Kitten star will let cameras follow her and hubby Mark Croft as they prepare for their second baby, due in May.

It will also shadow the face of frozen food firm Iceland as she launches a perfume and her first novel.

And it will chronicle her bitter custody fight with ex-husband Bryan McFadden, with whom she has two daughters.

Note for those confused by the different spelling of McFadden’s first name – he WAS Bryan McFadden during his Westlife years, but when he left the group (and shortly after, his first wife) he changed the spelling of his name to Brian. How very Johdi Meares of him!