Delta Goodrem Hates Australia
You’d think with Brian “Potato” McFadden more or less deserting the UK for other shores upon which to “relaunch” his solo career, and Delta “Postmodern Mermaid Fantasy” Goodrem being, you know, Australian and everything, that the celebrity couple would choose this wide brown land within which to host their no-doubt glittering upcoming wedding, right?
Not so – apparently Delta plans to be a surrendered wife and follow Potato to the middle of outer Mongolia, or wherever is deemed to be “in the middle” of all their prospective hometowns.
While no official date has been set for the big day, the pair say they are looking at Bali as a possible location.“We have friends all over the world so we’d like it to be somewhere in the middle,” McFadden told OK! Magazine.
Oh yes, Bali, that’s smack in the middle of the UK and Australia!
Since Geography doesn’t seem to be Potato’s strongpoint, we’d like to suggest a few alternatives that really are “in the middle”:
* Yemen!
* Saudi Arabia!
* The Gaza Strip!
* a pontoon in the middle of The Red Sea!
We can hear the OK! phones ringing hot already. Just send us a slice of the cake as thanks, Potato.
Comments
Xanadu? Then maybe the gays would buy her shit…
Wow interesting point you have there?? hmm I think that you’ve taken the metaphor a bit literally. Honestly people can get married wherever they like, it’s their decision, so what’s the problem? There isn’t a problem, you’ve quite obviously made something out of nothing for another puff piece, a really bad puff piece.
hmm.. this article doesn’t read very well.
I think you have just picked up on the undertone of “who cares where you marry?” I mean they aren’t really anyone,and should be able to trek to oter Mongolia/Bali?But there seems to be a little too much for most Aussies,that are all starting to find it a little contrived.Just a thought.
leave Delta and Brian alone…give them a break 4 a change. They both ROCK.
BRELTA 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE DELTA AND BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi this is messie i just want to say for people to just live delta and brain together and let them enjoy themself. their love was made in heaven. love u delta and brain.
i also like delat and brian together and can people just let them be for once and let them enjoy themselves please. delta and brain forlife no matter what people say about them just keep loving urself.