Aussie Kids Most Scared By News Ltd Photo Editors

We were perusing the ‘human interest’ stories this morning when we stumbled across this story about Australian children’s fears (in short, they are more worried about spiders, animals and being bullied than a terrorist attack, unless they are asked something like “What if a terrorist killed Mummy and Daddy?” and – suprisingly! – then they report being very scared of it).

However, what struck us most was the frankly terrifying image they chose to illustrate the piece:

We’d hazard a guess that Australian kids would be pretty bloody scared of whatever the fuck that demon puppet is! We know we’ll be sleeping with one eye open when we hit the pillow tonight.