‘The Bachelor’ Made To Answer For His Crimes Against TV Love

One night after Brad Womack made The Bachelor history by throwing his final rose into a blender with some ice chipped from his cold heart and whipping up a rejection smoothie for the two lovestruck finalists with whom he had no intention of pursuing a relationship, ABC lured him back before their cameras to further explain his controversial decision not to enter into the easily reversible, faux betrothal that’s supposed to end each season of the series.Not unsurprisingly, the studio audience gasped in horror at his every attempt to clarify his thought process as if the inarticulate Texan had dropped his trousers and defecated upon the very idea of Romance itself, creating the kinds of uncomfortable moments that are crucial to any reality show’s success. Please enjoy this brief montage of Womack’s time before a firing squad comprised of a mildly confrontational host, a pair of recently jilted ex-lovers, and dozens of appalled, contestant-sympathizing guests ready to bathe in the cad’s blood.

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