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Ryan Seacrest Reminds Viewers That E! Is A Strike-Proof TV Option
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:30 AM on November 7, 2007
In troubling times like these, we realise that we can always depend on frosted-tipped E!biquity Ryan Seacrest to provide us with some much-needed comfort, knowing that within seconds of hearing his reassuring, silky voice, we'll be gently hypnotised into believing everything is going to be OK.
Just as we were ready to drive our strike-crippled television sets up to Mulholland and dump them into a Hollywood Hills canyon rather than be tormented by late-night talk show repeats or endure the unbearable tension of knowing the storylines of our favourite scripted shows will soon be interrupted, Seacrest reminds us this his spunky channel's entire schedule is deliciously WGA-proof, inviting us to gorge on an all-you-can-eat buffet of Chelsea Latelys and 101 Even Bigger Celebrity Oops!s while the broadcast networks, deprived of Guild-supplied sustenance, slowly starve to death.
- E! News [Eonline.com]
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BabylonSister
Posted 3:16 PM 6/11/07
Hmm, Entourage's E appears on E!. Meta!
Also, Seacrest's unrelentingly secure financial future includes the similarly strike-proof American Idol. In case anyone needed more reasons to loathe the guy.
BabylonSister
SOOVERIT
Posted 2:59 PM 6/11/07
What's with the bleached short hairdo?
SOOVERIT
TheStarterWife
Posted 2:35 PM 6/11/07
Jack Black is worried about junketing around on late-night TV? Can someone remove the writing credits from his resume please?
TheStarterWife
SeaPeople
Posted 3:32 PM 6/11/07
How does this work? Clearly someone writes this stuff. How can E! be strike-immune? Is there a basement full of caged monkeys with typewriters out there somewhere? Somebody call PETA.
SeaPeople
VictorWard
Posted 3:29 PM 6/11/07
Maybe instead of going on talk shows, Jack Black can go to the gym. It's an idea.
VictorWard
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 7:29 PM 6/11/07
@SeaPeople: you have watched E!, no? No WGA member would take credit for that.
shag_carpet_bomb
EagleEye
Posted 1:22 PM 12/11/07
Has anyone watched Chelsea Lately? Man, they could use a writer... or some euthanasia.
EagleEye