Our Kylie Cancels World Tour

The Daily Mail reports that Kylie Minogue – she of the HIGHLY BRILLIANT and UNARGUABLY CATCHY pop tune ‘2 Hearts’ – has called off plans for a world tour in support of her new album ‘X’ after doctors warned her it’d be an unwise post-cancer move.

The 39-year-old singer, who recently beat breast cancer, had planned to discuss tour dates, costume designs and track lists with her stylist and adviser William Baker.

Only a few weeks ago, he had said: “I am heading back into the studio with Kylie in February to start training for the tour we want to do in June. It’s going to be fabulous.”

But Miss Minogue has told the Daily Mail she has now shelved plans to go on tour after being advised to do so by doctors.

She said: “The tour is not going to happen, it is far too soon. I can’t do it next year. It kind of breaks my heart because that is what I’m in this business for.

“Not being able to go ahead with my plans is a real downer.

“Every woman has to face up to new priorities, near the top is health. I take my health very seriously but not obsessively. Everything is about pacing yourself.”

 

Until Kylie gets the okay to fly home and blow our brain to bits with an arena spectacular, we suppose we’ll just have to make do with KySpazz or NogueBook or whatever daft moniker the press is currently when discussing the Minogue-themed website laughably being described a potential threat to Facebook/MySpace.