Short Ends: On Going Fast

· Just when we thought there was nothing that could possibly make us smile on this long, depressing day, we flipped back through our copy of Digital Variety, finding Go Fast. For the moment, at least, everything seems right with the world.
· Speaking Truth to Senile Power Dept: You know who isn’t especially charmed by Larry King’s patented “zero research” interviewing technique? Jerry Seinfeld. Don’t you know who he is, Larry? 75 million fucking viewers, Larry!
· EW.com’s readers may not realise that the term “of all time” includes the period before Prison Break debuted.
· One clear beneficiary of the writers strike: NaNoWriMo.
· We know we’ve already been there once this week, but now, more than ever, we think we need a little unicorn magic in our lives.