Leaked ‘Cloverfield’ Trailer Provides Glimpse Of Top-Secret, Completely Terrifying Blur-Monster

A new trailer for Cloverfield (now officially its inscrutable title!), the JJ Abrams-produced monster movie whose secrets are being guarded as ruthlessly guarded as those of the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel that has already destroyed two lives, has “mysteriously” been “leaked” onto the internets in advance of its debut before screenings of Beowulf this weekend. The quality of the footage is, to be charitable, shitty; still, that won’t stop fans desperate to devour any morsel they allegedly aren’t supposed to be gobbling down until tomorrow from scouring the video frame by frame, hoping that somewhere in those blurry shadows lies the utterly terrifying truth about the nature of the cinematic beast Abrams and company will unleash up on the world in January.

• Full CLOVERFIELD trailer (new!!) [YouTube via Gone Elsewhere]